25 Funny Tweets From Parents That Sum Up The Nightmare Of Lice Outbreaks
Head lice can get the best of any parent. If head lice outbreak affected you or your family, you are not alone, we put together a list of funny tweets from parents that sum up the nightmares of lice outbreaks and may leave you itching your head. Fortunately you don’t have to set your house on fire or give up your children when they bring home lice from school.
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*standing in front of smoldering remains of my house*
Fireman: what happened, ma'am?
Me: there's a head lice outbreak at my kid's school.
— JuneBug (@jenyb4) January 13, 2016
Parenting tip: If your kid ever gets lice, make sure you send them to the local orphanage with the best YELP reviews.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 30, 2015
Lice is the herpes of kindergarten.
— Wonder Kitten (@Tw1tter_K1tten) December 31, 2014
Oh just scrolling through a story on super-strains of lice with one hand and shaving all of our family's hair off with the other.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) August 18, 2015
2am and I'm sneaking around my house with a headlamp on giving my sleeping children lice checks. You know just another normal Sat morning.
— carly kimmel (@carlykimmel) February 1, 2014
One of my son's T-ball teammates has lice & the kids have been sharing helmets. Good news is we're changing team name to The Bad News Hairs.
— Dude of the House (@DudeOfTheHouse) April 23, 2015
Four out of five moms agree that lice will give you a nervous breakdown. And even the fifth mom is just pretending to hold it together.
— Kelcey Kintner (@mamabirddiaries) April 26, 2016
— Susan McLean (@NoDomesticDiva) May 4, 2015
It's hat day at school. I'll expect the lice out break letters in about 3 days.
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) September 29, 2014
I don't know why my place isn't moving on air bnb when the description repeatedly emphasizes that it's lice-free.
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) January 12, 2015
There really needs to be a super-sympathetic "I'm sorry your kid has lice." emoji. Someone? Please?
— Julie Maida (@NextLifeNOKids) February 26, 2015
Is it normal for a grown man to cry after getting the first head lice awareness letter from school?
— Dad or Alive (@dad_or_alive) January 13, 2016
It only took my wife mentioning "lice" once for this whole Burger King play place to clear out.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) January 25, 2015
The family that removes lice together, stays together. Mostly because no one else wants them.
— BadParentingMoments (@BPMbadassmama) September 26, 2015
In over 11 years of parenthood we've never yet had lice.
*knocks on wood, throws salt over shoulder, offers firstborn to lice gods*
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) February 10, 2017
Boys, I will always be there for you…that is unless you have lice. Then it's feed yourself and find your own damn way to school.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) May 22, 2013
Lice really prefer clean hair. –what I tell myself every night when I let my kids skip washing their hair.
— Resist! SWT (@SWilderTaylor) September 19, 2015
Introvert Pro Tip:
You'd be amazed at how many commitments you can get out of for the week when you get lice from your kids.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) July 20, 2016
School sent a note home with my 5yo that someone had lice in his class. In unrelated news I broke out in hives & burned all our belongings.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) November 5, 2013
Nightmares as a child: monsters
Nightmares as a parent: lice
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 4, 2015
One daughter has lice.
While my kids slept, I filled 15 garbage bags with stuffed animals and hid them in the attic
Your move, the Grinch.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 20, 2016
I know I've taught my daughter well bc I overheard her saying, "My Barbie can't share her crown with you because she doesn't want lice."
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) April 23, 2015
One thing they don't tell you before you become a parent is just how much you will learn about lice. I have a Ph. Delouse.
— Shawn (@BackpackingDad) June 22, 2013
Lice? Lice lice.
Lice lice lice?
- what English sounds like after I get a note from the school saying there's lice in the class
— Sarah del Rio (@est1975blog) September 14, 2016
Parenting tip: Never have kids. They might get lice.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) March 9, 2017